Can someone make a parody of fifty shades with gray merchant

mtgfan:

fritztheawesome:

jacejosujura:

Because it’d be funny
And I suck at drawing and computers or I’d do it

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I’m so sorry.

Gary, nooo

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@57 minutes ago with 527 notes
#THIS IS THE BEST #magic the gathering #mtg #gray merchant of asphodel 

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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and now… the weather

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@3 hours ago with 232815 notes
#welcome to night vale #wtnv 

gethenian:

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

YES. and oh how hard it is not to name them.

@9 hours ago with 45987 notes
#i have extremely bad luck with people named connie 

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

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@11 hours ago with 48326 notes
#dimestorequeue 
kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

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@13 hours ago with 241189 notes
#dimestorequeue 

Seriously, man, just retire.

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@14 hours ago with 994 notes
#brooklyn nine nine #oops watched like fifteen episodes #dimestorequeue 

dxindustriesinc:

When people say I have hidden potential

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@15 hours ago with 5610 notes
#dragon ball z abridged #dimestorequeue 
whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

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@16 hours ago with 333508 notes
#dimestorequeue 

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

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@1 hour ago with 19376 notes
#i used to choose scents based on which one smelled the least appealing #my logic was if it smelled bad to me it would smell good to girls #man i was a stupid kid 

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@3 hours ago with 314841 notes

cartoonnetwerk:

methtacular:

race representation in american television

This post is spot on wow

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@11 hours ago with 24565 notes
#dimestorequeue 
@12 hours ago with 55001 notes
#dimestorequeue 
odbic:



IM SO DEAD.


there is some real inception shit happening here


there’s no way this is an accident

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

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there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

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@13 hours ago with 499851 notes
#dimestorequeue 

thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine

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@14 hours ago with 139351 notes
#dimestorequeue 

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

lotrlockedwhovian:

Castiel. I’m told you came here in an automobile.

Fucking Supernatural. This is Satan and an Angel of the Lord having a conversation about riding in a car cause Satan legit wanted to know what the fuck was up with humans and their cars. Look at him in the 3rd gif, like “ah, imma bout to fuck up your everything but ah yes, cars dude”.

look at all their dramatic lighting

dramatic camera angles

dramatic facial expressions

dramatic characters

"wtf are cars"

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@15 hours ago with 77614 notes
#supernatural #dimestorequeue